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straight problems #33

earthdad:

when you’re so straight you can’t even bend over because that is gay

(via h-alf)

nogdrinker:

*fucks up*

(via unescapable)

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

cheetahpeople:

when someone compliments you

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(via h-alf)

urbancatfitters:

i’ve dated at least *counts on fingers* zero people

(Source: urbancatfitters, via h-alf)

cabbij:

to my mutual follows:

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(via bridgetdunkle)

willstr1:

catie-does-things:

ghostdrama:

i love old science fiction because it’s all like “IT’S THE DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING THE DEEP CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE” like god bless you old sci-fi you had such high hopes for us

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oh come on Orwell was only off by about 30 years, that is not that bad

(via coolstephaniegendronus)

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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(via unescapable)

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